Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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