My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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