Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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