I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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