would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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