I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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