found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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