Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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