sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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