Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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