Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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