Will you blow on my dice?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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