I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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