My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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