He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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