Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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