all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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