Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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