I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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