I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We're too hungover to prance.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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