I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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