Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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