and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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