every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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