I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
this just has baby written all over it
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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