and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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