So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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