Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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