Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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