I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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