I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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