Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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