i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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