i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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