it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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