I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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