Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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