He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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