He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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