I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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