You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
you never un-have a 4some
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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