woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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