Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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