why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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