That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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