I can text with my tongue
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
