Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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