Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
