Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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