Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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